Carrot Job

Carrot Job

 4.8/5 based on 1828 Reviews
 
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  • Each Ornament is hand blown by a glassblower
  • Each is individually painted and goes through a ten point quality control test
  • Depending on the ornament, standing height will be between 5 - 7" tall and under one pound
  • Packaged Individually in a two-piece protective shell

This particular ornament not your style? Check out our entire lineup and find the perfect gift or tree art that is sure to bring the laughs.

All Orders are shipped from our warehouse to make sure you get your ornaments in time

  • All orders ship out within 1-3 business days of purchase
  • Normal transit times are between 3-9 business days
  • Free Priority shipping on orders over 69.99
  • Each ornament is carefully packaged inside a cardboard and it's own protective shell so you don't have to worry about breakage

If you have any other questions, please don't hesitate to contact us through our contact page at the top left of your screen. Merry Christmas Ya Filthy Animal, And A Happy New Year! - that one movie

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WIN BEST GIFT AT CHRISTMAS

Your mom. Your dad. Your friends. Your family. They are all hoping for something unique this year. Something that gives them that little spark of excitement they have been missing for years. Don't give them another gift card. Give them happiness. Give them naughty.

Everything you need to know to get naughty

 

Each order is expertly packaged in our retail packaging. Every order comes ready to hand right out of the box, so you're good to go!

What starts as an idea is then hand-drawn by one of our founders. After a glass maker hand-blows the shape into our moulding, our painting crew hand-paints each ornament to perfection.

We ship within 24-48 hours of receiving your order. You can be sure to see your ornament within 3-9 business days.

If we didn't take extra care, totally! The good news is that we ensure your orders are always protected in a double-walled clamshell in the packaging and wrapped in kraft before being loaded into its box. Plus, with our no-break guarantee, you know you're covered.

  • Love making new traditions

    I received the Big Balls Santa last year as a gift from my husband, and thought it was hilarious!!! I decided to get the Birthday Boy one for him this year and grabbed the Donald Diaper for myself haha. Can't wait to add them all to our collection of naughty Christmas ornaments!!

    Sophie T.

  • The PERFECT GIFT

    I bought this as a joke, and it did not disappoint! Fantastic quality! Also the box that it comes in was super secure. I need to buy one for my husband this Christmas!

    Rachel W.

  • Please release more

    I’ve been collecting these Ornaments for years now, the new ones never disappoint. Blazing Buddy has to be my favorite so far

    Mark R.

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      Once you place your order, expect delivery in 3-9 business days

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      24/7 Support

      Have questions about an existing order or thinking about placing a new one? Reach out to us anytime at notsantasfavoriteworkshop@gmail.com

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